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Post by adman on Nov 6, 2015 21:44:03 GMT
A ton and a half of peeved vegetarian water horse. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 6, 2015 21:49:35 GMT
^ Biggest killer of humans in Africa, or so they used to say.
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Post by Still Hate Thatcher on Nov 6, 2015 22:44:07 GMT
My money's on the mosquitos...
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 6, 2015 23:07:51 GMT
My money's on the mosquitos... HIV/AIDS apparently. All good for the banter thread? |
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Post by dashboll on Nov 7, 2015 21:47:56 GMT
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Post by adman on Nov 7, 2015 21:53:24 GMT
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Post by dashboll on Nov 10, 2015 17:36:37 GMT
I've just been told that this post will be my 1000th so wanted to use it wisely. I thought I might as well declare my love for IggyWiggy, I'm not sure if you are a man or woman but think I want to spend the rest of my life with you. In fact, I'm outside your window right now, not in a freaky weird way, just like looking at your golden locks. Think I've got a thing for Dr. Plip too, but maybe thats just because Ive got a destructive personality and enjoyed taking him away from Aza. Better not tell the wife. |
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Post by Aza on Nov 10, 2015 17:59:52 GMT
I'm still seething over that. I will be even more so when Plip hits the big time and those damn postcards are worth a fortune  |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 10, 2015 19:51:01 GMT
I've just been told that this post will be my 1000th so wanted to use it wisely. I thought I might as well declare my love for IggyWiggy, I'm not sure if you are a man or woman but think I want to spend the rest of my life with you. In fact, I'm outside your window right now, not in a freaky weird way, just like looking at your golden locks. Think I've got a thing for Dr. Plip too, but maybe thats just because Ive got a destructive personality and enjoyed taking him away from Aza. Better not tell the wife. Can't see anybody out in the exercise yard. Bit hard to see though, the searchlight only makes a sweep once every 85 seconds. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 10, 2015 19:52:32 GMT
I'm still seething over that. I will be even more so when Plip hits the big time and those damn postcards are worth a fortune I remember when he drew me (sigh) |
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Post by dashboll on Nov 13, 2015 20:47:32 GMT
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 20, 2015 21:38:00 GMT
My window cleaner was outside our window shouting and swearing.
I thought to myself: he's lost his rag.
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Post by dashboll on Nov 21, 2015 11:19:12 GMT
The window cleaner just walked past me whistling and balancing a ladder on one shoulder, a bucket of water on the other and a bike on his head, I said, "Wow. How do you do that?"
He said, "I just hold my lips together and blow."
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Post by notUmBongo on Nov 22, 2015 9:28:16 GMT
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Post by dashboll on Nov 22, 2015 10:23:44 GMT
your attempt to rhyme was a freestyle crime |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 22, 2015 17:04:09 GMT
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 22, 2015 17:14:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 17:28:36 GMT
Eeerrrmmm the pic was a joke not a Thatcher rally!!
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Post by IggyWiggy on Nov 29, 2015 18:20:55 GMT
My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night...
He was caught in a trap
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Post by dot on Nov 29, 2015 18:29:26 GMT
ah huh huh
the king is dead...
father ted ..
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Post by adman on Nov 29, 2015 19:33:18 GMT
ah huh huh the king is dead... father ted .. Careful now... |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Dec 4, 2015 19:43:23 GMT
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Post by IggyWiggy on Dec 4, 2015 19:49:47 GMT
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza...
Should have put it on aloha setting.
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Post by adman on Dec 4, 2015 19:56:57 GMT
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